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Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
Kanye West and Canibus/Eminem are too COMPLETELY different rappers.
they dont even rap about the same shit.
but Kanye West flow and delivery is better than BOTH of theres.
Enimen flows like rock n roll.
JUST GO TO SLEEP BITCH
DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE
DIE DIE DIE JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
JUST GO TO SLEEP BITCH
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY CLOSE YOUR EYES!
That looks directly out of a rock n roll song.
Canibus flow is dope, but his emotion isnt no where as good as Kanye's.
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That is called a hook fool.........
Find ANY Kanye lyrics that sound even half this skilled..
Yo.. yo! (* eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (my dick!)
Testing.. one, two (* eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck.. (my dick!) my nuts..
My attitude is worse than nwa’s was
I’ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who ain’t have shit to do with it, like cool j does (my tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
"puffy is good, (hey!) but slim shady is for the children!" (wait!)
I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You’re probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don’t like rap anyway
I’m just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event.. +been there, done that+
Shit, dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "come on, let’s go!"
Want a deal? study these 5 chapters
Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson two: face em and diss em (whattup dog? )
Don’t give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
And make em come to your basement and listen
(you’re gonna fuckin check this out)
Lesson three: get a job at a label; switch demos with canibus
And put yours on the owner’s table (here listen!)
Lesson four: ’know you heard this before’
"hey let me get your number; I’ll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don’t act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest a&r you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson five: get a hook-up at jive
Dress up like i.c.p. and have them come see you perform live
And that’s the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain’t
Givin you shit bitch - don’t even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I’m spittin
Cause I’m always shittin when I’m rappin like master p (unnnggggh!)
Got a blowjob from paula jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones (oww!)
Told mya this shit was all about me-ah ("it’s all about me..")
Gave alyssa milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("you’re a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said see-ya
Cause brandy and monica walked in and caught me fuckin aaliyah
(what? oh my god!) I splish splash while I’m takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("oh! ooh shady! oooh!")
While you’re out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
And that aint even some of his best shit....