The Spotlight

Word and shit.
Basically, this is the place to single out individuals that have done something worth mentioning. It is also where I shall put the Top 10 Punchlines and shit.

Some hard ass looking punches from last week..



Just like enygma in this pic. Scary looking motherfucker!!


Top 10 Punchlines


10. Crazy Hades vs. Typical
Everyone hates this Typical guy, no one cares what this dude chooses,
if you're in a book of gods, you'd be the definition of what a-noob-is...

9. FuxJustAWord vs. Fraud
You cant hit the down beat, so ill hit ya, and beat u down instead
Cuz ur lines only have flow... wen theyve flown right over our heads

8. Apostrophe vs. Apotropaic
Punchlines Are Powerful.. This Bitch Will Soon Be Deceased..
Cuz My Fist'll Put Sucha Big Gap In Your Teeth..
..............................................The Stores Profit Will Increase

7. Vaskez vs. DaTrusHurtz
Pathetic wigger, tryina be black n ghetto, but how can he be?
Closest he came to his dream is being the black sheep of his family

6. Mr. Key vs. GreatnesS
Ill break ya face, then my fist'll come back for a sequal
N hit this Nubian the face so hard, his eyes'll be as black as those people.

5. DaTrusHurtz vs. Vaskez
Peeps know I'm a b-boy, watch me bounce step shawty
N' I've also seen ya breakdances...
...whenever you enter the party

4. 9th Degree vs. PEI
I'll break your joints, ligaments, and bones, all within my first hits
Then do it on the mic, 'cuz you really should be tendon to your verses

3. Fraud vs. FuxJustAWord
This dyke is a whore, His best punches are just lines that are forced
This kid's pathetic... 'Like Chess', He'll spends 'knights on the board'!!

2. Apotropaic vs. Apostrophe
ive seen you around, and i must say that you seem a little cocky yo
when we're only rooting for Pos, as soon as we toss on your audio

1. Theory vs. The Revelation
R's a fucking faggot, wack as hell, and I know he's a bitch see
Cuz this hormones worse then teens going through puberty


…AND NOW…

Other Highlights

The Wackest Punch of the Week

PEI vs. 9th Degree
this kid's like steve wonder..he cant see..
that ill burn him with my fire to the 9th drgree..

Now there was a few punches that were real wack, I can pick a couple that would be seen as worse than the one I chose. They don’t make it here though because they came in no-show battles. This battle, both dropped a punch and PEI just amazed me with the wackness, played nameplay and fucking basic as fuck. Just amazing……REALLY!!!


“STRETCHED” Battle of the Week

25. Status vs. 26. –Menace–

Damn yo.....Mictorous couldnt have ill thougths if he was sic in the brain
favorite rappers a friend of da cops, you only a menace at switching your name
VS.
... Fuck this Kid, i'll Spit on'ya Threadz like "Leaving No Proof" of 'Ash Losing..!'.. ur No Rapper! Watch me Bash Dis Groupie,
thrash this E-Thugg, cuz we all kno closes u come to talk of Heat is conversations bout NBC's 'Just Shoot Me..!!'..

That was amazing, I mean can you believe that in a punchline battle two people could come as stretched as that. Status won, but that’s probably down to having the less stretched bar. I mean damn Menace, that’s like half a fucking verse you got there, this is the PLL. “PUNCHLINE” League, emphasis on the “punchline”……2 lines, maybe 3 if you use that style. Not fucking like 4-5 lines and shit, people don’t wanna see that shit. Shorten your shit down, because that kind of shit ain’t going to win jack shit.


“What The Fuck” Moment of the Week

Infinite1 with ….THIS PUNCH.
Ur lines are vintage or bittin...so fool leave n stand up.
Or mind your fucking business....but ull just get bankrupt

Just looking at that, I was like “what the fuck”.
The punch was wack as hell, and it made no fucking sense at all. Even Spektikul agreed and stated so in the thread. I haven’t got a clue what the fuck you were on when you put that shit down, but it is wack as fuck and makes no sense at all. Up your shit, or at least don’t drop anything like that again because no fucker gets it.


Upset of the Week

7. FuxJustAWord vs. 8. Fraud

You cant hit the down beat, so ill hit ya, and beat u down instead
Cuz ur lines only have flow... wen theyve flown right over our heads
VS.
This dyke is a whore, His best punches are just lines that are forced
This kid's pathetic... 'Like Chess', He'll spends 'knights on the board'!!

For those who have been on RV for a while will no what I am talking about. Fux is highly respected on the site and is seen as one of the best text heads on the whole site, easily in the Top 5. Fraud to me at least, is still an unknown on RV and isn’t considered a “vet” or “dope”. But he has been beating people and last week he managed to upset Fux which to me was amazing. So that alone gets you some time in ‘The Spotlight’. Much props on that win and the dope punch you dropped.