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Power Hungry
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aiigh, so Im at Office Max..
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and I bought me a large 100 case of cd's so i can get ready to start sendin out my mixtape.
and I bought a few other things.
and it came out to $45 and some change.
so I give the white bitch 3 twenties and she stares at them for 5 fuckin minutes to try and see if they real.
Then she puts it in the cash register, and I say "you never seen new money before?" and I take my bags and say "fuckin bitch" and walked out.
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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