RapVerse.com Community - View Single Post - Who won this battle cypher, me or ¤ÐÅž¤

So these two 14 year old chicks keep saying how they wanna bang me on MSN, and i'm talking to ¤ÐÅž¤ 'bout it on MSN also, and then he mentions how he's 24 so I pulled a line on how old he was, he gave me one back, and we started key-style cyphering back and forth for like an hour, half hour, wtv, anyways shit was non stop back and forth, and we decided to post this shit on RV and let you decide who won the battle cypher... I'll explain some shit you might have no way of undertanding, here it goes.

Me: Fuck, daz is such a wimp
Our battle? break a win? dude you're more likely to break a hip!
(dissing him on his old age, 24 on a kids site, c'mon, lol)

Him: man i really dont get you...why do you step??
im the one that explains to you all the concepts
(He had a verse with concepts I didn't get so I asked him to explain them to me, there was a lot I didn't get and kept saying how stupid I was)

Me: You aint gonna win our battle old man, i'm always a head, why?
Cuz you could have a stroke of luck... then drop dead and die!
(again, he's 24 on a kids site, compared to most kids on here he's fucking old)

Him: heh, to be young dum n full of cum...thats what they say eh
well im glad im past that stage, but i know thats where you'll stay...
man, dont bother, you still trying to be a fuckin cherry popper
n i aint talkin bout ya crew when i say you still a teen-e bopper......lol
(the girls, and my crew is e-style)

Me: Girls don't feel your lines, so you aint mackin chicks
Only time someone shouts at you "SICK, OH!" is when you around their kids!

Him: dude you pro-tray ya pics like you servin-with lips
but i kno in person... you aint serving shit with that LISP.....OHHHH''LOL

Me: Ya bore us kid, beat the champ? good luck gramps! Jacks known to whore a wimp
so try and top my shit, good luck, break a leg... your knee, and your hip!

Him: man, wheres the quick wit? i think ya brains fuckin hollow
i mean fuck...even you pic proves you fuckin SWALLOW..
(my pic was me downing a bottle of rum)
lol........your recycling n now changing pics for a win
but i'll take e out n own you...since thats the year i was born in
(I was wearing a T.O. jersey in the other pic, take e out of owens = owns, the number on the jersey is 81, he was born that year)
awww, josh is gettin tossed for a loop...n tryin to recoop
its ok, just tell everyone you got merked by an old man.......while he was eatin chicken noodle soup

Me: Offence leads to defence, my punches lead to you blocking, your the worst and...
I 'Swear' i'll fucking beat you, n' like T.O. on the field, you'll be followed by a 'kearse' man!

Him: dude im in ottawa, why you dissing ya own title
man its vital you stop now...cuz ya wordplay is well......idle
lets get real thou, we both know you wack to me
thats why your pick fronts with its back to me....lol
(I was wearing the jersey backwards)
yo honestly, aint no1 believin this cypher right hear
not that its dope... its cuz even my dog nose no fear....blah
(he had a pic of a close up of a dog in his msn display)

Me: Only girls you get are hookers, no lookers, ya girls cheaper then jews dude
And the truth, my wordplay may be 'idle', but that word just describes what I am to you!
dropping wack all the time, aint stepping to my greatness, it's true clown
But I could drop shit too, just by punching you down!

Him: dude your wack, n ya wordplay aint makin you a hot member
cuz in your pic is the only way you could say "you got austin's number"
(again, my jersey in my pic was number 81, he was born that year)
keep typin your recycled shit, don't stray from ya trash
n when i say "LOSER".... i aint just talkin how you lost ya girl n ya cash...lmfao
(my friends made a bet of who could get with eachothers girl first, I lost, my friend won by getting with my girl)

Me: Dude loves fucking his pets, s'why he reps the dog in his display, this bitch sure is gay
And I bet your dog loves ya cock, the way you whisker away!
(he had a close up of a dogs face in his display pic on msn)
You'll never beat me fag, why? You'll just lag and die, you're a pure fake, guy
Only way you're bringing home the cake... is if he's a fruit cake bi

Him: HURRY THE FUCK UP, ive seen monkeys type faster then you man
actually ive also seen donkeys get more ass then you too man
think you know chicks n how to play the field man
OK,...fine just hope you dont get caught with those children...

Me: Whoa, say I aint getting sex? yet you must think i'm gay
Cuz you've gave me more ass in the past half hour then i've seen in days
I'll talk like you, gramps, and call you a noose
And when I beat this old hag... i'll just get locked up for abuse
I crack heads! < and that's what you are, this fiend aint my friend
Don't make me get that throwback link on the definition of what DV8 means again
(I used this link to diss him twice, giving the definition of "Deviate" saying it was a petophile, his alias is DV8)

Him: your tactics are wack, thinkin your dope"thats a first"
headgames fuck off...im sick of rewriting your fuckin verse...lol
(he reviewed around 2 verses on msn and edited wording on lines for me)

Me: I'll have you BLEEDING MAN, get a BEATING IN ADVANCE
Ya MEATING MY HANDS, & I only let you rewrite my verse cuz I felt troop NEEDED A CHANCE!
(he reviewed my verse on troop, I ko'ed troop 4-0 badly, figure it out)

Him: aight, this is the finale, or better known as the end of josh
ide quote your wins... but your better known for those battles you've lost

Me: Your points blank like you were BLASTING GUNS, get a WACKING SUN
Aint even started and this bitch is ASKING IF I'M DONE
(he asked if I was done, cuz we wanted to call the quits)

him: dawg surely, that weak attempt to burn me
proves i kill ya defence... kinda like your roll in the tournys,

Me: You been below my waist from the beggining, had to use the crowbar to pry us apart
And looking back at your career I could tell you were a lowrider from the start
(his first crew was low ryders inc. [LRI])

WORD! After you vote who won this, you should vote on our battle in elevated frontlines,