Jesus Fucking Christ. Me and my dad went to the movies, but it was early, so we went to some hotdog place next door and got some slaw dogs, and I had two yoohoos, a shit load of jalepeno peppers, and one sip of water did more to quench the burn then the two yoohoos combined. Then, we went to go get the tickets, and me and my dad were cracking up when he said 'My son is eight' and they gave me a kid's ticket, even though we were laughing...

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Fucking americans.