Why do you look like the skinny dude from Road Trip? lol

Anyway, I'm in the Army and I'm set to go to Airborne School in the end of January. I'm pretty psyched about it. We don't jump from that high though, and there is no cord for us to pull. Basically, you just jump out the plane with you and your Rucksack and hope the fucking chute opens ™

PS.....You also hope that the Army Retard that packed your chute didn't invert it. I have a friend that jumped with an inverted chute. He was the 12th man out of the plane and the first to hit the ground....lol. He said his boot was stuck in the ground about 9 inches deep and he broke his leg. He said he talked to the dude that packed his chute and the dude just ran away......lmao.

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