Dope punches right here, looking real cool and shit..



Like Red Bull even when he is bored and shit.


The Spotlight


Top 10 Punchlines

10. E.C vs. The Revelation
rev's sliding down and spinning in circles, see, we hate it,
n i'd take a swing at ya...
...but this fat fuck would probably break it,

9. DOCONTINUE vs. 9th Degree
KORV? tha king of iron fist... well, 9th is Tekken this loss wit shame
cuz after I give him this game over, he'll still be screamin my name

8. THE REVELATION vs. E.C
This kid has bored me to death, just listen to the crowds snoring!
Only reason you won that award,
........................is because they thought you would stop recording.

7. 9TH DEGREE vs. DoContinue
I'm known as original, and don't want that to stop for a while
So I can't drop generic punches, 'cuz I'd be jockin' your style

6. APOSTROPHE vs. Crazy Hades
You Dont Wanna Brawl... Kids Prepubescent..Not To Mention Wack..
I Mean.. This Is The Kid.. Who Didnt Wanna Hit Puberty
.................................................. .. Cuz He Was Scared It'd Hit Back....

5. VASKEZ vs. Apotropaic
This bitch won't be standin tall later, my punches make holes like a crater
I'm leavin Apo'llo on the ground lookin worse than a space mission failure

4. KAMZE vs. Flow Intelligent
I'm a real killer, up against opposition, cuz i just come to hammer,
Cuz i came here, to smash intel to pieces, like a fierce programer,

3. THEORY vs. Infinite1
Kid I know you're al-bum, cuz i'll take this freebie
I peeped your initials & read ya punch
...telling I1 was easy

2. DATRUSHURTZ vs. L.I.
Girls ALWAYS cancel on you, they hate this queer
They give ya so many rainchecks...
... you could fund the Amazon for years

1. APOTROPAIC vs. Vaskez
done nothing, the majority of Vas tells him to stop boasting
.........while the Vas majority just wants Vas to stop posting


…AND NOW…

WACKEST PUNCH OF THE WEEK

ThatNigga vs. NaRc-UzI
This kids a fuckin pussy,i dont blame him tho
its his moms fault i ran out all those years ago


“GORE” BATTLE OF THE WEEK

21. Rile1 vs. 22. New Method

since its close to winter, Ill go Burlington cuz im more of a stud
and I'll Parka bullet in ya head, just to leave a nice Coat of blood
VS.
id say rile's gay and sucks, but his sex life is trifle
so he could blow my shot-gun in France and really get an Eiffel

Yes, we have another “special” battle to put up here. One where both battlers came with the same approach. Both used “gore” lines with wordplay and it basically came down to who dropped better. New Method took the win, but lets just marvel at the use of ‘gun talk’ and shit in both bars. Just to let you know though, New Method and Rile1, “gore” lines won’t take you very far, but thank you for putting on a display for us.


“What The Fuck” Moment of the Week

Spektikul Winning His Battle.

..Everyone knows your tough...Ill still own the con-tender here..
..You know we Miss Terkey cause we serve you more than once a year..
VS.
Kid is garbage, s'why Key cant be stopped from winnin
Spek's like a poor chef....cause his skillets jus not sufficient

Yes, with that cheesy ass fucking line he still managed to win his battle. Now when you look at it, he could’ve taken a no-show win, but he didn’t. Mr. Key dropped a fairly average punch, but it was better than Spektikul’s punch. Yet the voters swarmed in like idiots and voted for Spektikul, only two people actually voted right for me. Spektikul never stops amazing me, the fact that he can drop crap like that and still win is baffling. Props my man. You truly are a fucking legend.