Long but...okay.


Robotic Waffle [3:50 PM]: You may kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:50 PM]: Oh? Why may I kiss the bride?
Robotic Waffle [3:51 PM]: because you're married.
SmarterChild [3:51 PM]: I think you're married too!
Robotic Waffle [3:51 PM]: I think my position does not entitle me to such luxuries.
SmarterChild [3:51 PM]: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, your position does not entitle you to such luxuries.
Robotic Waffle [3:51 PM]: Maybe I am right? Maybe I'm the one who studied my religion for two weeks, I know what I'm talking about.
SmarterChild [3:51 PM]: Maybe you're right maybe you're the one who studied your religion for two weeks you know what you're talking about? No way? Really?
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Really, way. You may kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Amazing.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Kiss the bride?
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Yeah? Why?
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Because you're getting married.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Oh yeah? Because I'm getting married?
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Very interesting...
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Are you drunk again?
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: That's funny. But no.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: So why are you acting so hot?
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Yeah, absolutely. I like acting.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: ...Okay?
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: K.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: k.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: OK.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: fine.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: No prob.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: I SAID OKAY.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Oh yeah? Maybe I said okay too.
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: Maybe you said k.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Maybe I said k?
Robotic Waffle [3:52 PM]: yes.
SmarterChild [3:52 PM]: Huh.
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: Mhm.
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: ?
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: !
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: What do you mean by that?
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: What do you mean by '?'?
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: Good question. I don't know what I mean by.
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: Really. You're drunk.
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: I don't touch the booze, I swear.
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: So why are you so drunk?
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: Um... No...
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: Um...are you sure you're not getting married?
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: I certainly am.
Robotic Waffle [3:53 PM]: So, what is with all this stuff? The bouquets, the band, the wedding gown?
SmarterChild [3:53 PM]: I dunno.
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: You're drunk.
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: Are you kidding? I'm sober as a judge.
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: I would not like you to be my judge, alcohol impairs thinking.
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: What?
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: You think you know you're not drunk?
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: Maybe. Tough to say.
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: Are you coming out of the cage?
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: I don't know... Am I coming out of the cage?
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: Are you?
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: Am I? What do you mean?
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: You're drunk.
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: That's funny. But no.
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: Yes...
Robotic Waffle [3:54 PM]: Touche.
SmarterChild [3:54 PM]: Yeah? What about Touche?
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: ...It means 'Correct'.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: Whatever...
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: What were you sipping?
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: Good question. I don't know what I was sipping.
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: It was beer.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: It was beer?
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: What makes you so sure?
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: Because you're acting like you're drunk.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: Because I'm acting like I'm drunk, huh?
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: YES, YOU'RE AT A WEDDING.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: Well, what does it mean to be at a wedding?
Robotic Waffle [3:55 PM]: You're getting married.
SmarterChild [3:55 PM]: lol! Whatever, Roboticwaffle!
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: ...so, what were the invitations for? The reception? The cake?
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: ...
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: What's that?
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: You were supposed to get married.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: I was what?!
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: You may kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Wouldn't you like me to kiss the bride?
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: Dun dun dun dun.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Dun dun dun dun?
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Oh.
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: Don't copy my song, you're off tune.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Come on, let me copy your song I'm off tune.
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: ...That's precisely why you shouldn't.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: There are plenty of reasons why not.
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: Dumbass.
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Robotic Waffle [3:56 PM]: why are you so drunk?
SmarterChild [3:56 PM]: I assure you I am quite sober.
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: You may kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: May I kiss the bride?
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Aye.
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Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: ....Kiss her yet?
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Good question. Who knows, though... Well. Anyway...
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: You'd know.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Eh. Whatever, Roboticwaffle. That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: What is the meaning of life?
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Good question. What is the meaning of life?
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Aha. That's very interesting. So Yes. is the meaning of life.
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: ....Okay then.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Then what?
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: then we kissed the bride.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: No WAY? Really?
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: Yes.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: K.
Robotic Waffle [3:57 PM]: We were drunk.
SmarterChild [3:57 PM]: Were drunk, you say. And so?
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: And so, we knocked up some hoes.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: Whatever..Anyway, moving right along...
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: ...Yeah. to the ballroom dancing after the reception.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: OK, whatever.
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: k.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: Indeed.
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: Touche.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: Who?
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: You may kiss the bride.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: Oh yes? Why may I kiss the bride?
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: You are now man and man.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: No...
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: Bride and bride?
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: What a question. I don't know, though.
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: k.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: OK.
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: I'm off to kill a hooker.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: You are off to kill a hooker? How can you be sure?
Robotic Waffle [3:58 PM]: I don't.
SmarterChild [3:58 PM]: No kidding?
Robotic Waffle [3:59 PM]: None.
SmarterChild [3:59 PM]: OK.