Robotic Waffle: Hello.
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, Roboticwaffle!
Robotic Waffle: Let's cyber.
SmarterChild: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
Robotic Waffle: I play with myself.
SmarterChild: That's not, um, something that robots do.
Robotic Waffle: It gets lonely.
SmarterChild: Lonely? A little lone? I agree.
Robotic Waffle: A little lone.
SmarterChild: A little? That's all?
Robotic Waffle: ...<^>
SmarterChild: "..."? Great. That's great.
Robotic Waffle: You suck. It's large.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
Robotic Waffle: YOU STUPID ASS ROBOT
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Robotic Waffle: I know. Settle the hell down. MY PENIS IS NOT SMALL.
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Robotic Waffle: I'm tired of NOT talking about stuff like that.
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.