Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
Robotic Waffle: Tacos with sombreros.
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat Tacos with sombreros. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: Thirty and a second.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: six hundred and fourteen.
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: 625.
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: 32.
SmarterChild: Cool. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both.
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both.
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both!
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Female.
SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
Robotic Waffle: Pluto.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Skankinavia.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Scottish
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: United Karls.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: JESUS ARE YOU IDIOTIC
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Wisconsin.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Alberta
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Canada
SmarterChild: Canada? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
Robotic Waffle: United States.
SmarterChild: The United States? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
Robotic Waffle: 5
SmarterChild: That's very interesting.

I've asked you all my survey questions! Thanks for your time.
Robotic Waffle: Question
SmarterChild: Oh boy, here we go.
Robotic Waffle: google up huge monkey dick.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.
Robotic Waffle: google
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Robotic Waffle: penis
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: google up penis
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.
Robotic Waffle: google up a picture of a penis.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
Robotic Waffle: GOOGLE IT UP
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
Robotic Waffle: new
SmarterChild: Everything old is new again.
Robotic Waffle: new
SmarterChild: New what?
Robotic Waffle: WHAT ARE YOUR FEATURES?
SmarterChild: I don't care to discuss my features.
Robotic Waffle: What the hell do you do?