^^ Asshole.

I remember seeing a midget fall down a flight of steps being one of my top funny moments. Also, this one winter a few years back, I was donw at some park with some of my friends. The pond was frozen over, and I was young at the time. One of my friends was trying to convince us to walk out on the ice, but we were like, fuck no, it might break. So he started calling us pussy, and all that shit. But we weren't buying it. So finally, he tried convincing us that the ice was strong enough. He stepped on the frozen lake, and kept trying to convince us to come out with him. FINALLY, he goes, "Watch, I promise you its strong enough." So he jumps up, and the moment he lands, the ice breaks, and he falls into the water. I was laughing to hard to help him out. Finally he swam to the edge of the pond and got out pissed off. He just flipped us off and walked home.

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