i remember seeing this white guy in the Bronx in the street with a cat on a leash
and people kept laughing at him, all he kept saying was " its half Bobcat"
lmao

i remember when my friend passed out, we put lipstick and mascera and dropped him off at his grandmas, knocked and left with him sleeping on the steps

i remember when my boy passed out and we buried him under his laundry and put a condom on his foot
he woke up da next day and asked us if a bitch came over cuz his foot was alseep from lack of circulation........
i remember when a bum beat the shit out of this guy for tryna rob him
he flung him on a car windshield and the guy started crying
i remember this chick fight where the girl pulld the other girls bra off and tissue came out, the girl stopped fighting and ran home lmao
* we'd be here for a while if i aint have to leave