Not that funny at the time but now I think back it's well funny.

Last year for my birthday I got well hammered, we was walking home
from a nightclub.

Well I dont know who suggested it but we decided to jump over a 8ft
hedge in my driveway.

I done it twice, the last time I done it to impress a girl, well I didnt have
my trainers on so I just about made it over, when I landed I dislocated
my shoulder ha ha ha shame,..

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