Thread: Roflmao @ Me!
View Single Post
Old 12-02-05, 01:12 AM   #1
Zone Out
Power Hungry
 
Zone Out's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,430
From: Westside Detroit
Roflmao @ Me!

IP:

I went to sleep on this girl on the phone
all I remember was her sayin "you want me to call you back?"
and me goin "nah, I aint sleepy"
lmfao, I woke up like 5 - 10 minutes ago and the voice was just silent
so Im thinkin I was sleep for maybe 5 seconds, ROFLMAO, I was sleep for like 30 minutes on her ass
lol, Imma have to kiss a lot of ass to get back on her good side. lmao
any of you people that like women ever fal asleep on a hoe?
__________________
www.myspace.com/zoneout1

Rap Extraordinaire

Quote:
Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
Send a message via AIM to Zone Out   Reply With Quote