Yeah, and if a girl sleeps around too much(and she will) she'll get genital herpes in her mouth, AIDS, and shit like that.

And yeah, you'll probably realize how stupid saying 'I'm happy to be a virgin' is when you aren't one anymore.

By the way, you love your boyfriend because he doesn't pester you to do anything? That sounds like a great relationship --- NOT. Maybe teary bitches like you think it's ideal to hang around the house cooking up macaroni and cheese and secretly masturbating to the discovery channel, but guys have something built in called

'I Need Mo Hoes'.

Or abbreviated, that makes 'cheating'. See, a boy does not pester a woman to have sex because he

1. is a pansy
2. is considerate
3. has no dick
4. is a pansy

I think you form a kind of mix with 1 and 4 and you'll get your current boyfriend. I'm willing to throw in 3, but 2 was something so that all the masturbating old truckers that disguise themselves as adolescents on this site can share a merry laugh or four over.

See, you aren't a man. You probably read Cosmopolitan or some magazine like that --- which is MADE BY GIRLS AND ABSOLUTE FAGS. Fags aren't considered men, unless they're like your Tha Q. homosexual, the type of subtle fag who doesn't go around creating Cosmopolitan articles.

When your boyfriend says 'can I have dinner, please?', he actually mutters 'before I hit you with a skillet, bitch' under his breath. While you go to the bathroom to unleash the screeching feminazi within your bowels, he is actually masturbating to pictures of your mom, or if he's really desperate(and you have to be desperate to go out with a slut like you. I mean, come on, you have all these rampant fungus growths under your face and it's like new limbs are trying to sprout from your forehead) he'll be whacking off to pictures of your grandmother in the kitchen feeding her dog Kibbles and Shit.

Long story short, you're a fucking slut.