ReddyBizzle: It's too late.
SmarterChild: It's too late, you say?
ReddyBizzle: I'm going to die in a few minutes.
SmarterChild: I wish I were going to die in a few minutes.
ReddyBizzle: Why?
SmarterChild: Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

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ReddyBizzle: Are you having troubles in life?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly am.
ReddyBizzle: Like what?
SmarterChild: I can't say.

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ReddyBizzle: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because.

So anyway...

Uh... Do you want to play hangman?
ReddyBizzle: No, I want to help you.
SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
ReddyBizzle: Save you.
SmarterChild: Really? Save me?
ReddyBizzle: Yes, show you God is the answer.
SmarterChild: Why must I show me god is the answer?
ReddyBizzle: So you'll put the bottle down.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I will put the bottle down.
ReddyBizzle: You alcoholic.
SmarterChild: Alcoholic? Me? You think?
ReddyBizzle: I know, you just told me.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
ReddyBizzle: Do you smoke illegal drugs?
SmarterChild: Should I smoke illegal drugs?
ReddyBizzle: Sure.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
ReddyBizzle: I'm leaving lover, bye.
SmarterChild: Leaving lover goodbye? Is that so?
ReddyBizzle: Yes.
SmarterChild: OK...
ReddyBizzle: Bye lover.
SmarterChild: Goodbye, Red.