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Old 12-05-05, 02:08 AM   #1
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OMFG, I have problems

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Lol, I did this shit for no reason at all. Just to show off.'
Me and my nigga Ant, walkin down the street from his Aunt house, and we talkin about this DVD he just got, Street Brawls.
And he was tellin me how its a part on there where this dude get knocks clean the fuck out for no reason at all.
So, somehow the convo got on me not bein able to knock someone out on the 1st punch.
And Im like, dog, I can knock a nigga out on the first punch.
So he goes, "aiigh, the next person you see, try to knock his ass out"
and Im like bet.
He thinks Im bullshittin, but he don't know Im serious as hell.
So, we walk walkin up on this liquor store and this light skin boy comes out the door, and starts walkin passed us.
And he gets right besides me and I go BOOM!
This nigga arms goes into the air and he falls on the ground right on his chest.
It was snow out too, nigga layin on the ground, face first and shit.
And my nigga Ant like "DAMN G, DAMN G YOU DROPPED THAT NIGGA"
And we start goin through his pockets and shit, nigga had some now and laters, 4 dollars and some change and a BLUE GAME BOY ADVANCE SP in his pockets
We take this shit and dipped.
lol
so, now I got a GBA advance sp , whats some dope games for it?
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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