Mr Salutations: I want your boobies.
SmarterChild: You seem obsessed, Mrsalutations. Ever considered counseling?
Mr Salutations: Can I counsel your boobies?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
Mr Salutations: How big are they?
SmarterChild: Very big.

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