I can help you out, but you gotta get downtown.

Go to the Randolph Street station (corner of Randolph and Michigan Ave.). At 5:43am Sunday mornings, a train not listed on the schedule arrives on track 2. Board this train. If asked for a ticket, tell them Winston sent you. In return, you'll be stamped on your hand. When the train reaches the end of the line, it will let off all passengers who have not been stamped. Then it will resume its course, and approximately 3 hours later you should arrive at the North Pole.

Make sure you're not followed or recorded during the journey, and don't mention it to anyone afterwards. You're welcome.

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