Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B

lmao, naw naw, u see, i befreind tha 13 year olds girls, ask them 2 join me az i listen 2 my new briteny spears cd in my basement. then wen they all walk in my basement i slam tha door closed behind them, and tha sign on tha door that sez "basements" falls off 2 reveal tha "chamber of love" sign. and i chain them all up and feed them nuthin but government cheese 3 times a day. after 5 years iz up they'll b in good shape and i will have trained them gorge on my cock at my command. werd

Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B

hol up hol up, i just got a call frum an A&R at aftermath, he sed theyre interested in signin me, but he wuz like "yes, we've heard yo material, and we're very interested.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM, i sed cut tha crust off my pb n j sammich, tha crust hurts my sensitive gums " n i herd hiz moms in tha backround like "ok ok, jeez, i dont see y ur starting 2 cry about it" n he wuz like "my gums r just sooo sensitive tha crust iz just really hard u know " i wuz thinkin "WTF" n he came back on like "anywayz, this convorsations gonna have 2 wait fo anutha day, dragonball z iz gon b on, ttyl" dam, werd