1. I could fit in your shoes but they'd be too big for me, probably, but I could still fit in them but I'm getting these cool Ludakicks.com and you wish your feet were small enough so you can jack my shoes.

2. When I was six years old, my psychopathic mother broke the windows in my house. Later, she persuaded my and my brother, who was around ten at the time, to go with her to go to a little amusement park. I remember when my mother stopped at a gas station and my brother and I ran away as fast as we could, but my mother ended up catching me and my brother stopped running so I wouldn't have to go with her alone. Then, my brother started turning into an alcoholic and constantly gets arrested and all I can do is try to repay him with the money I get from my mother having been deranged. This is where she kidnapped us for what...the third time? She took up to Washington D.C., where we were held in a foster home for a few days before our father came and picked us up. Don't even try to act like I'm some kind of little white boy who has had a pretty and prim life.

3. That's not my dog, it's a picture all over the net.

4. I type faster than you more than likely, because I've taken keyboarding for a good and long time and I write novels, so that's going to make me fast. You, on the other hand, write essays compared to my essays so you're pretty much spending more time than I am.

5. I don't do audio, so that's like a seamstress walking up to a lawyer and going 'I can sew pants better than you.'