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Monkeys Hate Kool Col-B's Uncle Freestyle ft. Mentalz
IP:
ME = Normal
MENTALZ = Bold(and homosexual)
Kool Col-b hates us mon-keys,
'cuz we're jun-kies,
cause we're fun-ky.
He tried to rape a bun-ny,
and thought it was fun-ny,
and turned its skin to mon-ey.
This is when I saw her, paid her a dollar, tried to make her holler.
I called her, I balled her, I even took her leg and gnawed her.
I don't know what's the big deal, it's just a fucking kid's meal,
so go pop some pills, we're monkeys and that shit's real.
Kool Col-B once tied his scrotum to a totem
Did a back flip and snapped it off in controled sums
Unfold the drums, as his sachel runs for the noose
As his uncle's vagina is screaming 'IM TOO LOOSE'
CHORUS:
[Kool Col-B's uncle has a penis, what?
A penis.
So we can go to venus,
and hope she doesn't stick it up my YEAH
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my...(fat jiggly ass)] x 2
One day, swinging from limb to limb (lightpost, really)
I noticed a pimp strutting with his right toes flaring red
He said 'I'm the Abominable Monk of the Stars' so we meddled
Moving on to the Back of Col-b's uncles thong, we settle
From the kitchen to the table to the back of his gumbo lips of fable
We attacked like PACK RATS and enhaled his stale ass breath
Of late, our hunger has been growing, knowing very soon it'd be showing
So we jumped down the fridge and watched as his uncle birthed kids
The bitch is in the fridge, eating away with all her courage,
with our razorsharp ears we heard it, all the fuckin' nerdage.
We're merkin' on stage, two monkeys with our tails wagging,
braggin' in our yellow jackets because giraffes are faggots...
and bagging and lagging behind until we find our lost treasure,
beyond measure, the newspaper header reads
"KOOL'S UNCLE MARRIED ROSIE O'DONELL AND BED HER'.
(AND BY THE WAY MOTHER HEN, FOO
EVERYONE KNOWS HE LIKES MEN TOO.
AND WE KNOW HE LIKES GAY SEX TOO,
BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE GAY.)
We walked on stage one day, show Kool Col-B's uncle play
the harp and say,
"Jesus Christ,
vegetarian's are gay."
CHORUS:
[Kool Col-B's uncle has a penis, what?
A penis.
So we can go to venus,
and hope she doesn't stick it up my YEAH
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my...(fat jiggly ass)] x 2
- GUITAR SOLO. -
WhritNs: im about to shit the statue of liberty out my asshole
WhritNs: you're gona have to finish this master piece on your own
He's taking a monster shit.
(and by the way,
he has zits.)
THE END.
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