...Okay...how the fuck are you calling me illiterate? Do you know the definition of the word?

And I'm saying I'm better than you because I can beat you easily at topical, though you'd probably win at text.

Definition of illiterate:

il·lit·er·ate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.

Unable to read and write.
Having little or no formal education.

Uhm...I can read what you're saying and I'm typing back...and I have a formal education...so...yeah, what in the fuck are you talking about?