Well since my dude didn't show check it, I'm keying a funny..maybe? I dunno, I'm half drunk..

This is for Rev!

Penis Incisions

As I sit on the operation table, IV in my vein..
I brass myself, ready to recieve quite the pain..
My pants are off, I lay there without clothes..
But it's worth it I'm sure, my sperm needs to flow..
The doc comes in with some tools, my eyes grow wide..
Knifes on my dick? Time to swallow my pride..
He gets right too it, he makes an incision..
I start to go blurry, and loose all my vison..
I can't really tell you what happend cause I was out cold..
So I can only recall everything I've been told..
The doc was amazed that my dong was 14 inches
He said "Shit, Red Bullio must get all the bitches"
But none of this story is true, cept the 12th line..
I'm just keying this topical under a drunken mind..