Originally Posted by Mimesis

My least favorite would have to be the kind where like, you're dumping all smoothly and stuff but then all of a sudden you just feel a lot of it get stuck in your ass hairs so you have to grab some toilet paper and try to grab hold of the dump, but if you pull too hard it hurts like shit because you end up just tugging on ass hairs and stuff. Those ones really piss me off.

Discuss what kind of dumps you would classify as bad.