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Old 12-28-05, 06:33 PM   #1
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Womens evil 'juice' theory...

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I have composed a theory about an evil 'juice' that is in every women...set to destroy life forms, I have way too much time on my hands however the things presented to you...might be disturbing, not for the squeemish...

Bis711 (5:52:16 PM): dam i wanna eat somethin
Bis711 (5:52:23 PM): but like good chicken and rice and beans
HpednI (5:52:25 PM): pussy
HpednI (5:52:29 PM): from yesterday
HpednI (5:52:31 PM): leftovers
Bis711 (5:52:34 PM): illl lmfao
Bis711 (5:52:38 PM): hairy ones
Bis711 (5:52:42 PM): that pour purple juice out
Bis711 (5:52:46 PM): and green ooze
HpednI (5:52:48 PM): roflmfao wtf is wrong with u
Bis711 (5:52:48 PM): and it jus drips
Bis711 (5:52:59 PM): omfgggggg wen she cums it splatters outa
Bis711 (5:53:03 PM): all over the sheets
Bis711 (5:53:06 PM): and then it jus drips
Bis711 (5:53:08 PM): and then splatters again
HpednI (5:53:11 PM): im showing stephanie this right now
Bis711 (5:53:13 PM): ROFL
Bis711 (5:53:24 PM): ROFL ITS ACID TOO
Bis711 (5:53:26 PM): she gets up
Bis711 (5:53:29 PM): and it hits the floor
Bis711 (5:53:33 PM): the floor melts and smoke comes out
Bis711 (5:53:35 PM): and tssssssssss happens
HpednI (5:53:36 PM): lmfao
Bis711 (5:53:38 PM): it turns black
Bis711 (5:53:51 PM): and then um
Bis711 (5:53:56 PM): the smoke goes into our noses
Bis711 (5:54:02 PM): but i run out so im not infected
Bis711 (5:54:03 PM): so im cool
Bis711 (5:54:05 PM): but her however
Bis711 (5:54:07 PM): i lock her inside
Bis711 (5:54:35 PM): and i come back in like 10 minutes later, the smoke is cleared but i see her hanging upside down from the cieling with foam comin out her mouth
Bis711 (5:55:09 PM): so then i bring like 100 heaters from home depot in it and bake her
Bis711 (5:55:10 PM): and eat her
Bis711 (5:55:14 PM): after like
Bis711 (5:55:16 PM): 5 days of roasting
HpednI (5:55:19 PM): lmfao omfg
HpednI (5:55:20 PM): yo stop
HpednI (5:55:22 PM): wtf is wrong with u

This is a diagram of the evil 'juice'
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