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Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
ROOOOOOOOOOFLMAO
MAAAN, Yall niggas is crazy
the worst dumb I had, I shitted on myself
I was walkin home from school, and it was a long ass walk.
i was like 8 or 9
and I just couldnt make it
so I let it go
and it slid down my leg
and then tears started rollin down my eyes
and I got in the house and cried and took a bath
lmao
My mama was like "whats wrong with you"
and Im like "I doo doo'd on myself"
and she says "dont put ya draws in the dirty clothes, soak them first"
ROFL,MAOLOLO
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The fuck, roflfl, ive shitted my pants but not like that, and it wasnt on purpose. Ill just be sitting there, and let a fart go, and shit comes out, like shotgun blasts the back of my shorts.
Once i was with Mimesis and our gramma in the car, and i just fart and im like "i think i just crapped my pants".. and theyre all laughing and shit, and we were on the way to the movie theater, so we keep going, and we're getting the tickets in line outside and im like trying to cover up this shit that is slowly seeping through my shorts in one spot. So we get inside and im like in the family bathroom (cuz you can lock the door) for like, ever, washing the shit out of my boxers, which i ended up throwing away because it was too gross, and i just went commando in my shorts.
