You want to know what cool is...........your looking at it.

Just because you have "Kool" in your name, that don't make you cool. As a matter of fact, that's not cool. You are just a sad little fanatic who idolises a washed up has-been of a wrestler like The Rock.

The Rock is not cool, The Rock was never cool, The Rock will never Be Cool.......even though he starred in that movie. The Rock is a joke, and so is Kool Col-B.
Now Carlito should take two apples, turn them sideways and shove them straight up both your candy asses, but.......that's not cool.

This is cool!!

*bites apples and spits them in Kool Col-B's and The Rock's faces*