Top 16 Recap

Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez vs. 2. Natural Killa
You "Cola" a bitch ya wife ........... I just show the tramp how Abortions Feel
Cuz Da way she Mountain Dews, U'd think she signed a Damn Endorsement Deal
Vs
Spittin' wack,consistently..you must have an obsession with it,son
Cuz your style is so "dim"..it makes depression look like fun

Ight....Hotshh came with a moutain dews line.But the thing is,"dews" was sopposed to be "dudes" in his bar.And that doesn't work.The "D" in dudes is not silent.So it's actually really really forced.Everybody knows that when wordplay isn't homophonic,then it's forced.Apparentely,in this battle..all the voters forgot.I dropped a dim/depression line.And some of the voters claimed THAT was forced.

Winner:N.Taverez

Contendership Match: 3. 9th Degree vs. 4. Mr. Key
Fuck the computer nameplays, they're played without a doubt, son
So when I talk about Windows, it's only 'cuz I've thrown you out one
Vs
This kid is dumb, seriously, this 9th's a baffoon see
Tol'em punches'll leave em n a daze n, this bitch asked for a room key

Well...overall decent battle.I've heard a lot of computer lines.So the windows one just didn't seem so original to me.But it was still all right,as I've never heard that specific one before.Mr.Key's wordplay was good.But as a diss,his bar just didn't seem to connect in my opinion.I'd don't see how the other guy would feel bad or dissed from something like that.So once again,9th wins.

Winner:9th degree

5. Trey MethodZ vs. 6. JTR
I'm humble man, when I say I'll beat his bar, check the numbers mack
Cuz I wood chop Tre's down, just to prove who's got the lumber - Jack
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He brags about how...canadian drugs are so bangin
well That E....made His life a site to see...
...................Ladies an Gents Welcome to The grand Canyon

Kinda one-sided.Last week,trey methodz stretched his bar out.And this week,he followed suit perfectly.By stretching his shit out once again.The concept he had was ok.Wording was a little off though.Jack the ripper came good.Wood/lumber/Jack..yup..a little self glory there.But it didn't hurt him a lot.A nice multi in there too.LoL.

Winner:Jack the Ripper

7. John Hensley. vs. 8. FuxJustAWord
Man, i stay swingin.. an' i hate to expose ya fella.
But once i give a body shot..
.. it'll have ya torso arc enough to make noah jealous.
Vs
I aint for that love shit but u put me to bed, wat a fuckin pity
So i'll Sleepless in Seattle...... once this fag moves out the city

Ehh..this battle was ight.Hensley dropped just like he does in every PLL battle.AVERAGE.He still gets d/r'd like a mutha fuker though,therefore people always vote for him.Anyways.His concept was an arc/noah type of line,bassically gore with wordplay.Which is ok to use here and there.Fux's was creative.I'll give him that.Though a lil' gay.With the sleepless in seattle shit.But..his punch was better than hensley's.Hands Down.

Winner:FuxJustAWord

9. Sobe. vs. 10. Apostrophe
ya last battle was wack, now go spit what u wrote in the booth
cuz ya gotta lotta shit on ur chest.. from the dudes that voted for u
Vs
I couldn't write a bar for you, I've been thinking for days..
Gave me a case of writer's block.. Now i'll give it to you across the face

This battle was pretty good.And it was actually really close.Votes went back and forth here.Anyway.I didn't understand sobe's punch.Until he explained it.And that made me laugh to be honest.I've never heard of the gay practice,where people shit on each other's chest.I mean,shit on chest..wtf is that?That shit sounds mad nasty(no pun intended).LoL.Apostrophe punch was decent.Nothing spectacular due to the fact that he's sayin' he'll hit sobe. with a block.

Winner:Sobe.

11. Apotropaic vs. 12. Aimez
aint taking the victory, in this battle its obvious ima be burnin this guy
because mezuza herb, posting older shit then the words you describe
Vs
You Cant "Aviod" The fact You Was Gonna Lose This I Mean Ya Name'z "Apotropaic"
This Dude Is Like A "Toilet" That Dont Flush Cuz We Always Seeing The "Same Shit"

Ehhh.Aimez still had a stretched out line.Like always.But this time,he didn't rhyme.And also,his punch was played.Toilet-shit?NOPE.However,Apotropiac come waaaaay to complex for my likin'.I prefer punches that are easy to catch.That people will understand when they read it once.No way should a punch take 3 reads to get.Apot's explanation was like,really long..and he even had a link to a dictionary.That doesn't work neither.But,in the end,apotropiac won.Due to the fact that Aimez swayed right after.

Winner:apotropiac

13. Spektikul vs. 14. E.C
Told EC and his 1-eyed head to leave, homo literally beat it
I severed him at the ankles, as a new way for him to be defeeted
Vs
speks a bitch, see this faggot aint no killer,
you may half ass it....
... but ill win this with a filler

LMao.A de-feet line?WOW.That shit woulda been dope in 2002.LOL!!E.C came weak.But,his punch was way better.Unfortunately,Spektikul won by no-show.If I was mimesis,I woulda still given the win to E.C.Anyone who drops a defeet line in this league deserves a loss.I mean..just saying "Blah blah blah" would be better than a defeet line.LOL.If I was battlin' spek this week,I'd use that bar against him.

Winner:spektikul

15. Red Bull vs. 16. Drakel
fuck cutting you down to size bitch, i'm straight up carvin' ya
witch means you'll never be hot....like the queen of fucking narnia
Vs
red, you keep wingin' it anyways, i think it's been enough, dude
you've wasted enough of our time, and you're probly fucking drunk too

Well,at first..I didn't understand Drakel's wordplay.Until I read it again.And finnally got it.And when I did,i found out it was good .Red Bull came ok.Just not enough for the win here.I think he based it on some movie he saw.Or something like that.anyways..one vote in this battle,and it went in drakel's favor..so,drakel wins.

Winner:drakel