and I saw one of the finest females I have ever seen in my life. It was like, not only was she cute as fuck, but she had a BANGIN body and the fattest booty you ever did see.

When I first saw her I thought she was like 16, but after a while I came to the conclusion that she was like early-20's. So I asked her cousin how old she was, and he fuckin says THIRTEEN.

Of course, being me, I didn't believe him or want to believe him. So I asked her OTHER cousin and HE said she was 13. So now i'm really trippin cuz I really don't wanna let her go anywhere without me getting a number or something, so I asked her and she told me she was 13. I was like whatever and we just chilled together for the rest of the party cuz neither of us was really dancing and I left without a number or any sort of contact. :'(

Someone comfort me with a similar story, or try.

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