Lmao

Yo this was some funny shit, I thought WTF when I read the topic name...but you did a good job here, great creativity, wittiness and it was all cleverly done and put together...

'..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker'

Structure was good too, it flowed well....was worth the read man

Look out for my written called The Meaning of Death...

Peace