Top 16 Recap
Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez vs. 2. 9th Degree
I've taken so many Stabs at this bitch that my Wrist Exhausted
So I'ma leave Paul Pierce'd so quick...... he'd Cel-Tics in Boston
Vs
Look at his minimum-wage ass, this fag ain't close to me
'Cuz he's only stackin' bread up, when he's baggin' gorceries
Good battle.N.Tavarez dropped a basketball line.Being as 9th's real name is paul..and celtics have an all-star named paul peirce.So,yeah..originality was there.It was a little forced however.I've never heard someone refer to tickets as ticks.But it wasn't anything major that hurt him a lot.It was still dope.9th degree's originality caused him to lose this one.Relating bread-the money..with bread-the food..is played.So N.tavarez won,however..he signed out.So 9th degree is champion.
Winner:N.Tavarez....but 9th degree is champ.
Contendership Match: 3. JTR vs. 4. FuxJustAWord
FJAW is wack, you need practice to murder me
Cuz 'JAW lines are so ugly
...he should get plastic surgeory
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You needa either be grounded, or crash and burn, cuz ur such a pain
u say "oh chute" cuz u cant even make a decent drop
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/11/tn_img_4727579.jpg
............................ out of a fuckin plane
Fux played off the fact that jack didn't land well when he came off the plane.The chute wordplay ain't all that original.But it was still an ok personal.Jack's was a little forced.With the way he took out Jaw from FJAW.I don't really like bars where the wordplay isn't homophonic.If jack were to try to say that line aloud,it'd make no sense.But I guess that's just my preference.The voters voted for jack,and he won.
Winner:jack the ripper
5. Sobe. vs. 6. Apotropaic
voters hate ya, they know when sobe spits u'll be slaughtered cunt
when they say keep it in check.. it means don't bother droppin ur punch
Vs
i understand your wackness and it makes me know that im takin you out
people do say keep it in check,
because your banks the only thing that will make people bounce
Apotropiac came really weak.Nothing like he ussually does.For one,he didn't rhyme.And his shit was stretched.PLus,he fed off sobe's bar.So he didn't have any originality at all.AND,his bank's only thing that make people bounce?Wtf is that?Sobe. came good though.I've never seen someone play off the check thing.So,bassically...sobe. owned this one.
Winner:Sobe.
7. Spektikul vs. 8. Drakel
Ill steal your right to rapping, your skills are nothing compared to me
Drakel often breaks into song, just because he can never find the key
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spek's has no edge, he's lost, so i give'em a few pointers on his quest
i met him at the fork in the road, right before i drove my knife into his chest
Ehh,it was close.Lots of people claimed drakel's line was played,due to the fact that solo made a fork in the road line not too long ago.But I never seen that one.So drakel's was fairly original to me.And it dissed well enough..while spekitkul's didn't.Break into song?That just doesn't work for me.As a punchline that is.I don't see that offending anyone in any way at all.But spekitkul won anyways.
Winner:Spektikul
9. Daubs vs. 10. Natural Killa
he aint just a rapist, he takes em AND kills em'
cause when this kid naps...
...he does it to little children
Vs
This guy's wack,and his skills is something that'd I'd never,ever rob
cuz The black guy from fresh prince reps UK better than daubs
OOH NO!! I lost..it's a travesty
.LMAO...j/p.But daubs did come good.His punch hit hard and everything.Only problem was the wording was a little off.How do you nap TO little children?I can understand if he said..."does it WITH little children".Which would imply that I'm a pedophile and shit..Anyways..I lost.Props to daubs.
Winner:daubs.
11. KOOL COL-B vs. 12. John Hensley.
uno, dos, tres n 2 tha cuatro
john hensley no shows mr roboto
Vs
Nothing.
Colby wins by no-show.
Winner:Kool Col-B
13. Crazy Hades vs. 14. Apostrophe
Look dude...you're illiterate, dumb as fuck...may as well no-show,
mother fucker is so goddamn retarded, I bet his blood is type-o.
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You're writin' quick, might be sick if you shared an apology
&& Hades, used to be titan shit, now your barely mythology..
Probably the closest battle this whole week.Came to down to a last minute tie-breaker.I liked apostrope's wordplay more.The titan thing was pretty original.It would have been better if he said something else.Besides barely mythology.Crazy Hades one just didn't work for me.Sayin someone's blood is type-o/typo...Nah,doesn't work.
Winner:Apostrophe
15. One Mic vs. 16. Apo Kold
okay, you in the top 16, but today you gonna fall
i aint gotta say you aint hot, 'cuz your name says it all
Vs
One mic seems the dumb type .. I'd say he is a right lemon,
An ass who'd thought a good hygiene was about tight denim.
Apo Kold had a decent concept.The hygiene wordplay was cool.Just his wording made it sound....cheesy.I dunno,it was one of 'em lines where you implied that the other guy is dumb.Sayin' he though something was something else..sounds too kiddy to me.But one mic didn't seem to try at all here.He took a part of his name(KOld)..and related it to the most obvious thing possible.And that's a no-no.
Winner:Apo Kold