Dude looks like he adopted, he lost. I'm pretty sure..
That his parents treated him like the paper...
... they just left him at the door!
And what the hell's up with that du-rag? where the fuck have you been?
You must have stopped to think... and forgot to start again
Your family's like gay sex, man... they full of dicks
Bitch, it took your mom 9 months....
.....just to take a shit!

vs

but hey..... he's gotta do wut he's gotta do, shit
only time u in tha hood, iz on tha cover of comercial break 2, bitch
u a rich ass muthaphukka, so stop tryna act hard
tha only time u go 2 court, iz wen ur in ya backyard


really though spul took this with more quotables