My puppy
My puppy use to be all yummy inside.
The way he use to stick is tounge out in car rides.
His soft cuddly fur made me erect fantastically.
I had to break it down before I got mantastically.
*Snaps*
There goes my boner
I taped it together
Now im more aloner.

My puppy was there to secure me.
In all the pain that tends to endure me.
I hope he didnt lick it cuz i may have Genetal Herpes
Its smooth and sugary like a bowl full of rainbow sherpert.
You can call my dog Herbert
But I like Kermit better.
I can eat my pies than a letter.
Put it in the paper shredder
B4 my puppies pussy gets wetter.

My puppy
...died and I cried O' so long.
I ran outside, with a pink thong.
Now im sayin Ching Chang Chong(with a China Man face)
That thong th-thong thong thong.

A-B-C
Had to much LSD
Gummie Bears are chasing me.
1 is Green
1 is Red
1 Is giving me head
1 Is Yellow
1 Is Blue
1 is callin me a Jew.

...My puppy.


...stay tuned for the next song about ''My Cat''

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