I don't think anybody who said they win would win. It would be broken up by the police, even if it was a sanctioned fight. Yes, I can damn near guarantee that some of the little bitches here would call the cops.
And then the video would end up on
www.mentalfunk.com and everyone would see it in the banner then make tons of threads about it like "OMG! RV got on da internet yo *busts a nut*".
But nonetheless, it'd probably be fun to just duke it out with a few hundred people.