Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together.

After single handedly building the Great Wall of China in an afternoon, Vin Diesel spend the evening successfully impregnating all 3000 concubines in Emperor Qui Wang's harem, resulting in the little known Vin Dynasty of 206BC.

Vin Diesel's first college roommate was Zeus.

Rofl, dope stuff.

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