Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.


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