Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not Vin Diesel's.

Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

McGruff might take a bite out of crime, but Vin Diesel eats crime whole.

He can make you pregnant through 3 seconds of sustained eye contact.

This one time, a rabbi, a priest, and Vin Diesel walked into a bar. Vin Diesel killed them both before another horrible joke could plague mankind.