When the Coca-Cola Company introduced "New" Coke, an altered form of Coke Classic, Vin Diesel curiously tried it. The side effects caused explosive diarrhea that resulted in two members of the New Found Glory, one member of N'Sync, Aaron Carter and two Hillary Duffs. The youngest of the Hillarys died when Vin Diesel ate her for sustenance.

Vin Diesel's tears function as autonomous beings, which can also shed tears.

Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin's hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, "The Sperm Ruiner."

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