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Originally Posted by Xplosive
lmao, i've heard all these but with different names
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No you haven't. You're just trying to look cool.
Unrelated note... the Mr. T one's are sweet too:
Mr. T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.
Knowing that no human being was good enough for him to bring down the red carpet at the premier of Rocky III, Mr. T brought his pet anaconda as a guest instead. At least that's who onlookers thought he brought. It turns out Mr. T decided to go totally alone. What was thought to be an anaconda at the time actually turned out to be the worst wardrobe malfunctions in red carpet history.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Plus the one in my sig.
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