Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit

Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Vin Diesel once had Parkinsons disease but he shook it off

Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.

Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

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