Red Bull, this site is perfect for you. don't know if you already seen it. lol

www.chucknorrisisgod.com

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

^lmao wtf? why people love chuck so much? ~_~

and word, hot i got like 14 lines. still struggling and shit. lol