Haha aight, here we go.

So Kirk, ya videos don't sell, I mean look at ya dude,
The only reason ya try to eat babies is so you can get some food!
What hurt worse, the punches or the kickflip you failed on,
Cuz just like ya friends, no matter what you do you always get bailed on.
Ya lines are older then ya 'krickets', he wanted a battle for no reason,
I may not skate good, but at least I'm not considered game when it become tourist season!
Oh susana, when are you coming around them mountains to see me?
just give up man, cuz even in the depths of your mind, you couldnt 'perceive' me.
i only chose ya, cuz i knew the other people wouldnt have to fear it,
youre a crowtastrophy? nah man, thats just whenever we hear your lyrics.

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