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Old 02-17-06, 01:23 PM   #6
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Plot: Meet Jim, a recently laid off member of the San Francisco police force. After 2 weeks of poverty and stress he is confronted with the decision of a lifetime. Here's his story.



My career is in shambles plus the rents due in a week
Its like life is a broken record the way i keep reusing this beat
I was used to abusing the heat, as they surrender in defeat
Throwing the bad guys in jail while the pretenders retreat
Now im laid off with the barrel in my mouth, staring blankly
Im about to get evicted and thats what im fearing lately
My eyes focus on the paper, an ad emblazed in white and blue
"If youre lonely and broke .... then this job is right for you"
I scribbled down the address, thinking what could i lose
As i slowly throw on my jacket and lace up my shoes
I headed towards the door with the address in hand
Not knowing in an hour i would be undressing a man


I pulled up to the building, The sun glazing my eye
As i pulled up my pants and straightened my tie
The door creaked open with an eerie chill down my spine
As my vision came back into focus, i followed the sign
It lead me to a door with a ruckus coming from within
And a sense of uneasiness slowly crept over my skin
I pulled the door open and 20 sets of pupils were on me
Quite confused, i kept my silence and approached them calmly
"Hello, my name is Jim, i saw your ad in the paper today"
"Hi Jim im Terry, by the way did you say you were gay"
"Uhh no i didnt but what does that have to do with this"
"Well this is a gay porno set, there's no screwing a bitch"


I asked to be excused and retreated a few steps away
"Hey Jim, did you know you get paid a grand a day?"
The words got lost in my mind as i slowly stopped
"Ok" i said quietly "But i wont hold a cock"
Terry looked at me smiling and said thats alright
Youll never forget how to do it its like riding a bike
He escorted me to a room where he asked to change
And i suited up in an outift that resembled someone gay
I exited the room with a sense of sickness and guilt
As i examined the studio which crew members had built
It was a room with a bed and that was all i could see
And from the corner of my eye i saw a man looking at me
He approached quickly and said he would be my partner
And handed me a gel that he said would get me harder


Two hours later im sitting quite exhausted at home
As i realized i had just gave a man some dome
It was the nastiest thing i did, but at least i got paid
And in my mind i know that at least im not gay
I decided that was it, Never would i go back again
All i needed was quick money, and i got it in the end
That day all i could remember was me holding that sack
The next morning i woke up and i started going right back



Just some semi comedy shit. Bored and all

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