Ok, maybe i'm the only one who finds it fucking hilarious at how desperate some people get when they can't get human pussy. Also...
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
^^The thought of someone running into a hospital with their intenstines blown out because they let a dolphin bust in them is enough to die. But noooooooo, we all gotta be mature.
