Yeah...it looks like some kind of dildo is held in your hand man, like some kind of thing phasing out of existence...like, you're holding onto a ghost dildo, a dildo that cannot be seen except the occasional glimpse on a picture like how they spot ghosts 'n shit on cameras...
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hand it over. I jerk off every day...I've read somewhere it makes you live longer.

I think I can live with the sin, seeing as how I don't think they knew back in biblical times sperm comes out and dies in a few days anyway. I'll consider it a sin if I do it a few days before putting my peepee into a pupu.