That most of the bull --ish we're taught growin up is so irrelevant. I mean, even in the simplest of matters.
I went to buy some hotdogs, and ended up purchasing an 8 pack. I immediately started thinking, "Ok, I'll eat 2 hot dogs each time, so these will last me 4 meals." WTF!?! Then, I starting wonderin why I was limited to 2 hot dogs at a damn time. I mean, what if I want to eat 3 hot dogs, or 4? I can certainly put down 3 dogs or more. I realized that we're taught things like that and they are ingrained in our psyche. When you go to a convenience store, hot dogs are TWO for 1.99. Growing up, I was always served TWO hot dogs.
well...FUCK YOU MAN
I'm eating 3 fucking HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. *awaits the pre-pubescent gay/hot dog jokes*
