Originally Posted by The Revelation

1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

this is bolded because it doesent mean im ghetto it means im well disciplened

8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

this is bolded because this isnt ghetto, it just means i lived around my school

10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?" check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)

how is this ghetto, should i just shout inn class aye yo shakieeda u like me??

11. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (9points)
this isnt ghetto, bubbles iz bubblez

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar. (4 points & add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

honest mistake, pls we dont waste no koolaid

13. If you have ever played any of the following games. (2 points each): (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!)

not ghetto, just fun games, what do you expect me 2 play when im five?

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell + 5 if he played R&B)
15. If you remember any of the following candies. (1 point each): cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.

how is this ghetto? itz jus candy

16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)

if i ever meet anyone who actually says want some now and laters? ill punch them in the fucking face

17. If you've ever ran from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)

18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points + 4 if you owned some)

19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

again not ghetto, if its reusable, then reuse it, duh!

20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

so i lost the back, im not gonna go and but a new fuckin remote pfft

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

holds more liquid, so why waste a perfectly good glass?

22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1point)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances. (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows. (3 points): Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc.

what do thier nicknames have to do with me being ghetto?[/b

29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc). (3 points)

pfft its a habit

32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.

why waste my time pronouncing the whole word?

33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points)

what the fuck i look like saying, hey its mom craig, elijah, quanita, jamie, veleta, patricia, kash, neisha sha sha, nene, tata,and auntie stine, when i can sum it up in a couplea words, and youll know what im talkin about/

34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

shit, if its free food, and better than burger king, why wouldnt i take it?

40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8 points)

free is free

[/b]41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

so were to lazy 2 fix the door, pfft

46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
[/b]47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)

thas only when i didnt have caller id, and its not ghetto, its jus seeing who jus called

48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)

meh, prolly bill collectors


49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

Scoring
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!