Oh noes, logic trap. Except that I didn't mention that I wore the shoes while playing football, I was obviously talking about the pants. When I play in them, the bottoms of the shoes are dirty and I usually get some of those little rust-remover pads, squirt some detergent on them and scrub my shoes after I'm done playing. I don't run on the soles of my shoes or the top, and was hardly ever tackled. I play on a grassy area anyways, not a patch of dirt, if that matters. Want me to go into major detail about how it isn't a miracle that my shoes aren't dirty? I didn't mention when or in what shoes I played football. I played in sandals with pictures of Kool Col-B on them.

What would make you sure I have a lot of dirt on my shoes? Let's see...we played with about a twenty yard field covered in thick grass, where I wasn't tackled more than twice. There are dirt smears in the first pic which would reaffirm that I had actually played in them. I'll video tape myself playing football in those shoes for about thirty minutes, showing a before and after shot of the condition of my shoes, and we'll see how it turns out if you actually don't believe me.

- flies around like superman. or Kool Col-B. -