Word, I recall at about third grade pissing my pants at a computer lab or keyboarding class or something, covered the seat with a puddle of piss. Peeing your pants is dopeness. My truly most embarrassing moment is way too personal though...I've mentioned that shit before but meh.

Lmao. I remember being stupid too one day and I had chocolate milk and put a straw in it, then I tipped it to my mouth and it fucking spilled RIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS. No one would believe me it wasn't piss, and no one would smell my crotch either. That's a first.